I just sat in Gum

[Lilith0516]

damn. what a crappy day.. i just want to be home sleeping...

went to a very overly crowded bryant park for lunch... and sat in gum.. tried
to wash it off and now i have a wet gumy ass...i can't win today..

..sandy
(i swear this shit only happens to me)
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[Paul D. Crittenden]

Post by Lilith0516
..sandy
(i swear this shit only happens to me)
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Nah, I'm pretty sure I've sat in gum before. Or at least seen somebody do
it.

[The Big D]

Post by Lilith0516
(i swear this shit only happens to me)

nope,

me done it
--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

"You're like Justin Timberlake on crack." - Eric - 12/27/03 - Miami, FL

"...and i got my face rite up in his, put my afro real close to him." -
Shmegma dOgmatagram

Post by Lilith0516
damn. what a crappy day.. i just want to be home sleeping...
went to a very overly crowded bryant park for lunch... and sat in gum.. tried
to wash it off and now i have a wet gumy ass...i can't win today..
..sandy
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phunkyside, inc
..handmade jewelry..
www.phunkyside.com

[Doh Palishus]

Post by Lilith0516
(i swear this shit only happens to me)

i wouldn't say that. My....friend....once sat in SHIT.....

_Tal

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"A man is lying here unconscious and you are afraid of him? What kind of a man
are you?"
"I'm a man who respects a good coma!"

[Lilith0516]

<< >(i swear this shit only happens to me)

i wouldn't say that. My....friend....once sat in SHIT.....

<BR><BR>

i stepped in dog shit with bare feet... ewww i want to throw up just
remembering it..
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[nigel--gift to all women]

Post by Doh Palishus
i wouldn't say that. My....friend....once sat in SHIT.....
i stepped in dog shit with bare feet... ewww i want to throw up
justremembering it.

thats a weird one, it feels kinda cool for the first second until you realize
its poop
--
"Some of us are Outlaws, and Some are Trespassers upon the very World"
-Pynchon

[Matt]

hehe this reminds me of a joke we'd pull on freshman in high school

when riding the bus, we'd ask them, Hey you wanna see the gum I just sat in?

usually they'd say, ummm, sure.

At that point, TA-DA!, you'd whip out your nut sack.

good times

[The Big D]

Post by Matt
hehe this reminds me of a joke we'd pull on freshman in high school
when riding the bus, we'd ask them, Hey you wanna see the gum I just sat in?
usually they'd say, ummm, sure.
At that point, TA-DA!, you'd whip out your nut sack.

what?
--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

"You're like Justin Timberlake on crack." - Eric - 12/27/03 - Miami, FL

"...and i got my face rite up in his, put my afro real close to him." -
Shmegma dOgmatagram

Post by Matt
good times

[pink ataraxia]

Post by Matt
At that point, TA-DA!, you'd whip out your nut sack.

what?

its 4/20, lets be gay.

-Pink

[Paul D. Crittenden]

Post by The Big D

Post by Matt
hehe this reminds me of a joke we'd pull on freshman in high school
when riding the bus, we'd ask them, Hey you wanna see the gum I just sat

in?

Post by Matt
usually they'd say, ummm, sure.
At that point, TA-DA!, you'd whip out your nut sack.

what?

School has gotten way more homoerotic since I went. I had a 19 year old
tell all about how he and friends would stick their fingers in each other's
unsuspecting asses in the halls of their high school. I told him that if
you had pulled that shit when I went to school you would have been killed
til you were dead.

Paul

Post by The Big D
--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne
"You're like Justin Timberlake on crack." - Eric - 12/27/03 - Miami, FL
"...and i got my face rite up in his, put my afro real close to him." -
Shmegma dOgmatagram

Post by Matt
good times

[The Big D]

Post by Paul D. Crittenden
School has gotten way more homoerotic since I went. I had a 19 year old
tell all about how he and friends would stick their fingers in each other's
unsuspecting asses in the halls of their high school. I told him that if
you had pulled that shit when I went to school you would have been killed
til you were dead.

yeah dude, definitely, i remember guys at my high school always going up
behind each other and sticking their hands up each others asses, or grabbing
their balls or something....

definitely way too homoerotic for me
--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

"You're like Justin Timberlake on crack." - Eric - 12/27/03 - Miami, FL

"...and i got my face rite up in his, put my afro real close to him." -
Shmegma dOgmatagram

Post by Paul D. Crittenden

Post by The Big D

Post by Matt
hehe this reminds me of a joke we'd pull on freshman in high school
when riding the bus, we'd ask them, Hey you wanna see the gum I just sat

in?

Post by Matt
usually they'd say, ummm, sure.
At that point, TA-DA!, you'd whip out your nut sack.

what?

Paul

Post by The Big D
--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne
"You're like Justin Timberlake on crack." - Eric - 12/27/03 - Miami, FL
"...and i got my face rite up in his, put my afro real close to him." -
Shmegma dOgmatagram

Post by Matt
good times

[Lilith0516]

<< School has gotten way more homoerotic since I went. I had a 19 year old
tell all about how he and friends would stick their fingers in each other's
unsuspecting asses in the halls of their high school. I told him that if
you had pulled that shit when I went to school you would have been killed
til you were dead. >><BR><BR>


oh man.. that's crazy... the guys weren't *that* gay when i was in school but i
would definitely say that the footballl players would have to be the
ass-slapping-poking-gayest..
weird-o-rama
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[Craig]

Post by Paul D. Crittenden
School has gotten way more homoerotic since I went. I had a 19 year old
tell all about how he and friends would stick their fingers in each other's
unsuspecting asses in the halls of their high school. I told him that if
you had pulled that shit when I went to school you would have been killed
til you were dead.

The only thing close to that at my school (and this never even happened,
people just talked about it) was the Ultimate Situp. Grab a freshman and
tell him to lie down as if he were about to do a situp and close his
eyes; then, at the count of three, you're going to put something heavy
on his shoulders and he's going to see if he can do a situp. After he
closes his eyes, as your counting to three, have someone stand over the
freshman with his pants lowered, ass cheeks spread. Have someone else
put some pressure on the freshman's shoulders with their hands. On
three, let go of the freshman's shoulders. He'll be expecting resistance
but instead will go flying up, his face smacking right into the open ass.

Boy I'm glad no one ever actually tried this.

[MacDog]

Post by Matt
hehe this reminds me of a joke we'd pull on freshman in high school
when riding the bus, we'd ask them, Hey you wanna see the gum I just sat

in?

Post by Matt
usually they'd say, ummm, sure.
At that point, TA-DA!, you'd whip out your nut sack.

what?

no shit.. I SO don't get this joke..

[The Big D]

Post by MacDog

Post by Matt
hehe this reminds me of a joke we'd pull on freshman in high school
when riding the bus, we'd ask them, Hey you wanna see the gum I just sat

in?

Post by Matt
usually they'd say, ummm, sure.
At that point, TA-DA!, you'd whip out your nut sack.

what?

no shit.. I SO don't get this joke..

yeah, i'm lost too
--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

"You're like Justin Timberlake on crack." - Eric - 12/27/03 - Miami, FL

"...and i got my face rite up in his, put my afro real close to him." -
Shmegma dOgmatagram

[Lilith0516]

ok so this older asian lady in my office saw my gummy ass and told me i should
put powder on it and slap it to get the gum off... i must have had a really
confused look on my face so instead if giving me the powder to try it she did
it... so my ass is now sore and the gum is still there...

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[Ryan Getz]

what, no sex?

[Ryan Getz]

Lilith0516 wrote:
she did it... so my ass is now sore and the gum is still there...

thats hott. id pay to see some old asian chick slapping sandy's ass

[Sgt. Floyd Pepper]

Post by Lilith0516
ok so this older asian lady in my office saw my gummy ass and told me i should
put powder on it and slap it to get the gum off... i must have had a really
confused look on my face so instead if giving me the powder to try it she did
it... so my ass is now sore and the gum is still there...

She just wanted to slap your ass. You walked right
into that one.

-Chad

[bamalamb]

i sat in puke once, FAR worse than sitting in gum.

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Post by Lilith0516
ok so this older asian lady in my office saw my gummy ass and told me i should
put powder on it and slap it to get the gum off... i must have had a really
confused look on my face so instead if giving me the powder to try it she did
it... so my ass is now sore and the gum is still there...

LOL...that is pretty strange.

[lfaz]

When I was 17 I went to see the Violent Femmes at Bogart's in CInninati...
had to sit in the balcony 'cause I was underages. And I sat on fucking GUM
in my blakc pants. Didn't like some of the shit they played, so I spent a
lot of time in the bathroom with my friend Sally trying to get the gum off
my ass.
That sucked.

Post by Lilith0516
damn. what a crappy day.. i just want to be home sleeping...
went to a very overly crowded bryant park for lunch... and sat in gum.. tried
to wash it off and now i have a wet gumy ass...i can't win today..
..sandy
(i swear this shit only happens to me)
----
phunkyside, inc
..handmade jewelry..
www.phunkyside.com